Pancakes | Flower | 3.5g

Grandpa’s RPG – The Only Strain That Crits for Nap Damage! Grandpa’s RPG isn’t your average video game—or your average grandpa. This strain blasts in like an old-school turn-based banger, where every puff is a slow but powerful attack… and the final boss is your couch. It smells like vintage funk, earthy wisdom, and maybe a little bit of Bengay and laser beams. The high is slow to start—just like Grandpa—but once it loads, BOOM: body buzz, mental fog, and a mysterious desire to tell long-winded stories to people who didn’t ask. Expect heavy eyes, deep thoughts, and absolutely no intention of saving your progress. Flavor Profile: Dusty spice chest • Earthy funk • Hint of root beer barrel. Effects: Sleepy wizard mode • Couch-bound adventurer • Mildly confused but okay with it. Pairs Well With: Retro games, slippers, and strong opinions on “kids these days”. Grandpa’s RPG – turn-based bliss with old-school potency. Warning: may cause spontaneous napping and unsolicited life advice.